Must say I’m getting pretty drunk here. I probably shouldn’t have let will be mixing the drinks. The first one tasted like pure rye. Now I don’t taste anything. Still gonna hit the bars tonight. Halloween tomorrow… my costume is going to P-OWN all your costumes. Still haven’t decided as to go as the red skull death or Sargent D of the SOD, but either way its pretty much the same fucking thing. Anthony is doing me up again this year, same as in the past few years. Anthony has worked on the zombies in the remake of Dawn of the Dead, Land of the dead, 300, Sin City, the first two Resident Evil movies and also made the nemisis from resident evil 2. Now to decide if to wear a nazi outfit, an army outfit, or a clock and hood. hmmm…. then weather i make it red or white. On a side note I got a new laptop today, and I think I like my older crappier one better. I don’t like windows 7 either. Its like they tried to make it shitty like a mac. Fail.
NOW FOR ALL YOU KIDDIES OUT THERE BEING ZOMBIES OR VAMPIRES OR ANYTHING WITH BLOOD THIS YEAR FOR HALLOWEEN PAY ATTENTION HERE.
Store bought fake blood sucks. It looks like shit, it never trickles like blood, it ends up just leaving giant red stains on your face. Further more it tastes like shit. Heres the key to making GOOD fake blood that will stay where you put it, look nice and coagulated and look real. And best of all it tastes really fucking good so don’t be afraid to get a nice mouth full and let it trickle down.
Get an empty ketchup/mustard bottle from the dollar store. you know those shitty ones that are red or yellow with the white caps.
Get red food coloring, corn syrup and chocolate syrup.
Make it 60% chocolate syrup, 40% corn syrup, and half a bottle of the red food coloring. Shake and your done. Stays nice and thick and dries awesome. Its good on ice cream too. This is how they make it in the movies.
Now I better not see any shitty blood jobs on my tumblr page next week.